Dear Shiva, Every morning when i eat my toast, the cat stares at me and furiously licks a stapler. He stops the moment I finish and goes about his day. It is very unsettling. Please help me Shiva, it is freaking me out! Stacey, Launceston
Stacey, I have consulted my friend Ayappa, who sometimes manifests as a tiger and has some insight into the complexities of the feline mind. Ayappa is notoriously bad at responding to texts though, so i will have to let you know his advice another time. Sorry.
