by stonecoldsuperfriends | Jul 19, 2017 | News
The nation is still struggling to regain its composure in the wake of bizarre terrorist attacks in which an undisclosed amount of hallucinogenic drugs were released in the water supply. The attacks, now known as Psychedelic Sunday, are said to have cost the Australian...
by stonecoldsuperfriends | Jul 19, 2017 | News, Technology
Recent news from the AI community has many observers concerned that The Singularity is imminent and will more than likely ruin Christmas. Less than six months after computers gained the ability to generate independent thought, it has been reported that certain...
by stonecoldsuperfriends | Jul 6, 2017 | News
CEO of Coolwurfs Jimmy Sponkdor has defended the supermarkets policy of dumping surplus produce into the ocean, claiming that ‘resource scarcity is a vital aspect of our business model’. With record levels of unemployment and homelessness on the rise critics of...
by stonecoldsuperfriends | Jul 6, 2017 | News, Technology
An R3p2 iDroid placed a self-adhesive apple on a Pink Lady apple. The act was completely unnecessary, illogical and had no commerical motivation, elevating it into the realm of pure artistic expression. Some commentators believe the it was a calculated move and the...
by stonecoldsuperfriends | Mar 24, 2015 | News
Does not stop the Spring but feels momentary relief from existential sufferation and hay-fever.
